Friday, June 3, 2011

Cain: Obama could not run one Godfather’s pizza restaurant

Newsmax is reporting that in an interview, former Godfather's CEO Herman Cain said that Obama doesn't have the capability to run one Godfather’s pizza restaurant.

Let's take a quick look at what an Obama pizzeria might look like:

1.) He'd pay his pizza flippers 6 figure salaries and endow them with lavish retirement plans.

2.) He'd force his delivery drivers into $40,000 Chevy Volts -- only a three hour recharge between each delivery.

3.) He'd implement a progressive pizza pricing policy. 50% of his customers with the lowest incomes would get free pizzas. In fact, he would pay them to eat his pizzas. The top 2% of his customers would have to pick up 40% of his cost if they wanted to eat his pizza. He'd borrow the rest of from Domino's.

4.) To make up for past discrimination, where Godfather's would refuse to deliver pizzas to crime ridden ghettos, Obama would implement a pizza reparations policy. The drivers would go to the ghetto, with extra money in their pockets so they would be worth robbing.

5.) When the business came crashing down, he'd blame the "greedy rich" for not wanting to pay $10,000 for each slice of pizza from his store.

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